Along with time travel and eternal life, it seems human kind has always sought after one other seemingly unattainable thing - the "breakfast machine."  

^{Benjamin Sullivan, Niimae News, November 3rd 2009}

After having examined the armpit sweat of 20 horrified, newly indoctrinated skydivers, US scientists have concluded that you can smell fear. 

Benjamin Sullivan, Niimae Tech, November 20th, 2009

Throw out the universal remote - you should soon be able to channel surf with sensors in your mind.